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Social media users yesterday, 22nd October 2019 celebrated a new study by a German scientist, Karen Weatherby, where the scientist noted that staring at women’s breasts makes men live longer, healthier.

 

The study which is published in the New England Journal of Medicine revealed that staring at women’s breasts is healthy and also elongates the life span of men.

The study, which was carried out over a period of five years, involved 500 men, half of whom were instructed to stare at women’s breasts in a lustful manner for no less than 10 minutes every day.

The other half was instructed to abstain from doing such.

It concluded that men who stared at breasts, more often, showed lower rates of heart problems, slower resting heart rate, and lower blood pressure, all of which enable a healthy living and long life.

The study said men should stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day to improve the wellness of their hearts and live longer.

He stressed that sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"Gazing at breasts makes men healthier and engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack by half".

Although Nigerians took to various platforms to celebrate the new study with comments such as;

This is my area of expertise and specialization.

I wish myself a long life!

No breast will go freely this day. I will be looking painstakingly.

And women know when you're staring at their breasts. And they seem to enjoy it too. Very healthy for everybody!

I knew this since.

Even if you stare at that boobs for half a second, she'll notice.

Just don't look down.

Another therapy for High Blood Pressure found.

Thanks, where do I start from?

Your spouse or fiancée only if you attempt any girl, lady or woman on the street or anywhere, you may end up in correctional service custody for rape attempt.

Don't say I did not warn you.

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